XiaoXianTan said some time ago that I should start my own blog with the general theme of 'De-Stress', or something along those lines. Sadly (or not), I decided not to take up that suggestion because blogs require high maintenance, and time is not on my side. *dramatic sigh*
Algebraic expansion. Write this in Prelims and Mr. Handsome will vomit blood for sure.
Eh, we should all try writing these as a class in the next Math test and see what kind of reaction we get.
Cancellation, the easy way.
ENGLISH
Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years.
"Jesus, Please Help Me."
SCIENCE
When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
To prevent contraception use a condominium.
Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are flaling off the trees.
GCSE ANSWERS
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Philosophy Exam - 1 hour
Q2. What is Courage? (50 marks)